Friday, February 20, 2004

Osho's Jokes

A pretty model took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me!" she pleaded. "It has gotten so that every time a man takes me out I wind up in bed with him, and then afterwards I feel guilty and depressed all day long."

"I see," nodded the psychiatrist, "and you want me to strengthen your willpower?"

"Heavens, no!" exclaimed the model. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterwards!"

The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-6