Osho's Jokes

A wealthy widower and his daughter were traveling to Europe on the S.S. UNITED STATES. The girl fell overboard. Berman, aged seventy-three, hit the water and saved her. After the two were brought back aboard the ship, the widower threw his arms around Berman. "You saved my daughter's life!" he exclaimed. "I am a rich man. I will give you anything. Ask me for whatever you want!" "Just answer me one question," said Berman. "Who pushed me?" The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-8