Osho's Jokes

A young army sergeant was posted to the deserts of Arabia by the French Foreign Legion. After a few days he became restless and asked his officer what form of entertainment took place in the camp -- where were all the women and bars and so forth. The officer replied, "Just be patient and wait until the camels arrive." So the young sergeant waited patiently for several days more and inquired again and the officer replied, "For heaven's sake, just wait until the camels arrive." The next night there was an almighty rush, all the soldiers came running out of their tents yelling and screaming. The young sergeant grabbed the officer and asked, "What is going on?" "The camels are coming!" replied the officer. "But why the great rush?" "Well, you don't want to get an ugly one, do you?" The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-8