The man replies, from the floor, "Have you ever tried talking less... and lying down SOONER?"
The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-8
Monday, March 15, 2004
Osho's Jokes
A naked girl is standing, speaking endlessly to a naked man kneeling and embracing her belly, later lying supine at her feet. She says, "My life is empty... it is a mockery... I am nothing -- just a facade -- a shell... a dead and useless thing! I am twenty-six years old... and I have never had a meaningful relationship... never had a truly meaningful relationship.... I should not even admit that, I suppose. It is very humiliating! I have passed from one shallow sexual episode to another. That's the story of my entire life... one tawdry, shallow, clutching incident after another. My relationships have no deep, lasting significance -- if I could just ONCE lie down and have something meaningful happen!"
The man replies, from the floor, "Have you ever tried talking less... and lying down SOONER?"
The man replies, from the floor, "Have you ever tried talking less... and lying down SOONER?"
