"That's nothing," scoffed the second. "My wife meets me every evening, too, and we've been married for seventeen years."
"Well, I have got you both beat, fellows," said the third commuter, who was obviously the youngest in the group.
"How do you figure that?" the first fellow wanted to know.
"I suppose you have got a wife who meets you every evening, too!" sneered the second.
"That's right," said the third commuter, "and I'm not even married."