"We are so modern," said the first, "we have installed ashtrays in every pew so members can smoke while they pray."
"Ah!" snorted the second. "We now have a snack bar in the basement that serves ham sandwiches after services."
"You boys," said the third, "are not even in the same class as my congregation. We are so reformed, we close for the Jewish holidays."
The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-8
