|A lovely young thing entered a doctor's office on her lunch hour and addressed a handsome young man in a white coat. "I have had a pain in my shoulder for a week. Can you help me?" she asked.|
"Lie down on this table," he said, "and I will massage it for you."
After a few minutes the beautiful patient exclaimed, "Doctor, that is not my shoulder!"
The young man smiled and replied, "No, and I am not a doctor either!"
The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-7