Osho's Jokes

The Texan was on his knees in church giving thanks for all his blessings. "Of course," he added, "I am grateful for my six houses, although I could use two or three more. Now, I am grateful for my Rolls and six Cadillacs, but I could use a couple more yachts to add to my collection. And I know I should be grateful for the banks I own, but could you see your way clear to give me five more to make it an even dozen?" A little man kneeled next to him and talked up to God: "I need bread and a job -- I would be so grateful." The Texan whipped out a hundred-dollar bill and handed it to the man. "Will you please stop bothering God with that small stuff?" The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-7