Osho's Jokes

Two colleagues were discussing a patient. "I was having great success with Mr. Green," said the first doctor. "When he first came to me, he was suffering from a massive inferiority complex. He thought that he was too small, which was of course all nonsense." "How did you treat this patient?" inquired the second doctor. "I started out with intensive analysis and then group therapy. I convinced him that many of the world's greatest leaders were men of small physical stature. I really hated to lose Mr. Green." "What do you mean?" inquired his colleague. "How did you lose him?" "A terrible accident," replied the physician. "A pussycat ate him." The Dhammapada: The Way of the Buddha Vol-8